I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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