i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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