Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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