He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Randomize
