Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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