So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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