We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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