I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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