just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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