i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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