Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
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