her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
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