North Korea, Best Korea!
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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