Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
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