I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
where am i from again
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I cut my penus on the lid.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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