I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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