Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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