Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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