You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
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