that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Randomize