Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I am naked and annoyed.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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