Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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