I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
How naked do you want me to be?
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