You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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