Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
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