So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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