dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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