the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
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