I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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