My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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