we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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