So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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