You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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