you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
We were destined to go to rehab together
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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