You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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