i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
