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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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