Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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