I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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