So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
What a dumb baby whore.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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