i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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