Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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