I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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