Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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