i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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