whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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