Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
