i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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