Is it normal to miss your booty call?
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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