You just made me feel so damn special
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
whose ass print is on the piano?
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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