Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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