Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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