like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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