Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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