By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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