ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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